Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Great watch - shame about the name


It's nearly three years since I had the unexpected and very rare honour of being able to photograph one of the most elusive, beautiful, and horologically significant timepieces of the century.

I refer, of course, to the somewhat pompously-titled Audemars Piguet Jules Audemars Watch With Audemars Piguet Escapement...


This absolutely gorgeous creature landed inside my light tent under very odd circumstances, recounted here. The watch you see above is a prototype that had been living on the wrist of its creator, Fabrice Deschanel (of Audemars Piguet Renaud & Papi) for some two years, although the watch had only been announced some two months prior to my encounter with it.

For the life of me I can't remember what case material was used for this prototype - possibly white gold. But the most significant thing about this watch is the fact that it was the very first to use AP's in-house modified Robin escapement at the extremely high beat rate of 43,200vph, with no lubrication.

Well, blow me down with a feather if a similar thing didn't happen last week. There I was at the AP booth in SIHH, photographing the new releases. I decided to ask my rep whether she had anything "really special" to show me. Possibly misinterpreting my request, she disappeared for a few minutes, and came back....with this....


Omigod omigod omigod.... it's the production version of the Audemars Piguet Audemars Jules Audemars Watch with Audemars Piguet Audemars Escapement...in rose gold.

And I thought the white metal version was beautiful. This thing is more than beautiful. It's heartbreaking.


You've already noticed by now that a gently spiralling brushed treatment has replaced the Clous de Paris finishing of the dial-side movement bridge, which if memory serves correctly, is now made from ruthenium.


Other substantive changes include register dials in black, and hands in gold instead of blued steel.



Holding the watch up to your ear, you can hear the thrillingly rapid little clacketty-clacketty-clack of the small escape wheel, beating its heart out twelve times per second -


The rose gold/brushed ruthenium treatment is repeated on the watch's obverse face -


...with a particularly unusual finishing effect on the twin barrel covers, which gives the impression that they are concave, or perhaps toroidally concave (is there such a term?) -

 
Here, for comparison, is the prototype from '09 which had quite a different treatment for its barrel covers -


I really loved the Clous de Paris finishings on the proto, but dammit, I really love the brushed ruthenium on this production version. AP had better not dare bring out a white-metal version with the previous finish reinstated - I will be utterly unable to decide which one I can't afford to buy!










I tend to state this a lot on blogs...but this really is one of the most beautiful watches I have ever seen.


And so, having completed my photos, I emulated Stanley in Pinter's The Birthday Party as he receives his birthday present of a toy drum and gingerly, tenderly asks: "Shall I hang it around my neck?"...

...by turning to the charming Aphrodite (yes, that was her name) and asking: "Shall I strap it on my wrist?"


And then I handed it back, Aphrodite walked out of the room, and the watch was gone. The pain, the pain.

Yes, the Audemars Piguet Audemars Jules Audemars Watch Audemars With Audemars Piguet Audemars Escapement Audemars is truly a magnificent timepiece. What a shame about that unwieldy name though...why couldn't they have just called it something simple, like "Kevin"?


Cheers
Tony P

Artya - Watches for iconoclasts

Yvan Arpa is a breath of fresh air in the watch industry. Having worked his way up to managerial level within established Swiss brands, he decided a few years ago to throw that all away, and do something really daring as artistic director for a new brand, Romaine Jerome.

A series of new models followed, each more daring and controversial than the last. Watches with pieces of metal from the wreck of the Titanic; double-tourbillon watches with no hands, which told the time to within an accuracy of 12 hours; a watch made from a case material so reactive, it had to be sealed inside a glass bubble from which the air had been evacuated. It was as if Arpa was thumbing his nose, not just at the industry, but even at the collectors who avidly flocked to snap up these preposterous creations.

Romaine Jerome was catapulted instantly from a no-name start-up to one of the most discussed and sought-after brands on the scene. Their tiny booth at Baselworld 2009 was packed with customers for the entire fair. But it was all to end badly - Arpa left suddenly under a cloud, legal action was initiated, and the resulting court battle with its attendant negative publicity, combined with the sudden absence of Arpa's creative drive, drove the brand into bankruptcy.

Arpa is not a man to stand still. Almost immediately he launched his own brand - Artya. It's a clever name which derives from his own surname but also states his value proposition: each Artya watch is a unique piece of horological, visual and tactile art. They are also exercises in playfulness, rule-breaking, and pushing at the creative boundaries of what we think a watch can or should be. Oh, and they're affordable too.

Artya is a highly streamlined operation. Most of the work is outsourced; however, assembly, testing and final adjustments are done by a small team of in-house watchmakers. Arpa took space in a big, unglamorous warehouse in a run-down and unfashionable corner of Geneva, and immediately set about installing the one critical piece of equipment which every watch manufacture needs: a massive Tesla coil.

Er, critical if you're Yvan Arpa, that is. You see, if your first range of watches features cases whose exterior finishes are fashioned from lightning bolts, then a room-sized Tesla coil is definitely going to be high on your equipment shopping list. It's certainly a safer bet than standing on your roof in a storm holding a watch case in the air.

Most, but not all, of the Artya watches have cases like this. However, the dials are where things get even more interesting. Arpa uses such unusual materials as bullets (real ones which have been fired from a gun); butterfly wings; dinosaur faeces; paint which doesn't dry; part of the blade from an Indonesian kris; a plectrum and guitar string used by Paul Stanley in a KISS concert; bits of electrical circuitry; and so on. He's ably assisted in these wacky dial-making adventures by his wife Dominique, who creates many of the dials herself using 17 different artistic techniques.

Even the straps are bizarre on Artya watches. The most common material is cane toad skin. Yes, you read right, cane toad. Funnily enough, these straps are breathtaking in the flesh - thick, crusty, and highly textural, they perfectly match the rugged case designs and colourful dials of the Artya timepieces.

Arpa is currently sourcing his cane toads from Indonesia but is in the process of applying for a licence to import them from Australia, where the toads are of course considered a major pest.

I met first with Arpa's incredibly energetic and enthusiastic assistant and general "girl Friday", Wendy Witte, in the lounge of the Kempinski Hotel, with its sweeping views across Lake Geneva. After an hour or so of photographing, we were joined by Arpa himself. I spent the next couple of hours with this highly entertaining gentleman discussing the industry, his new brand, his multiple lawsuits (the guy seems to specialise in offending and pissing off prominent and powerful players in the industry, just for the fun of it), and anything else that popped into his hyperactive mind.

The watches themselves start at under 4,000 euros for a simple ladies' watch with quartz movement, to six figures for the most complicated tourbillon pieces. Pricing is generally pretty low considering what you are getting: every single piece is unique, and they are mostly quite breathtaking. These watches are talking points for your wrist - you need a big personality to carry them off. Which, appropriately, reflects perfectly their creator.

First up, the "Son of a Gun" watch, new for this year.








The rotor is also made from bullets - in this case, suitable for a 357 Magnum: fit to blow your head right off.


Even without the crazy innards, the cases themselves are works of art -




Here's a Son of a Gun watch featuring a "Struck by Lightning" case. The voltage of the Tesla coil can be varied. Mostly the cases are struck by a bolt arcing across between 200,000 and 500,000 volts -






"Liquid Dial" watch with PVD case. The paint is sandwiched between two clear plates, preventing it from drying. The resultant pattern shifts constantly as the paint flows around. It's also luminous - a perfect nightclub watch, maybe?


This next watch has a fascinating rotor which unfortunately I did not get to photograph. It incorporates round and square gears in a design which was invented by a Swiss watchmaker and "gifted" to the industry. Some other company immediately grabbed the idea and patented it. Arpa's response is to use the idea in his watch and dare that company to sue him. They probably will.




Skeletonised Jaquet movement inside what could be described as a "Fred Flintstone" case -






This watch has a dial made from "sacred Aboriginal sand". Sounds suspiciously like Secret Wimmin's Business to me.



One of several watches featuring a dial made from a butterfly's wing. Check out the toadskin strap too:




This tourbillon watch features a movement created by Valérien Jaquet to Arpa's brief. The layout is a homage to the Tesla coil used to create many of his cases -




Dial made from a fragment of an Indonesian kris knife -


This really is a breathtaking watch.


More butterflies -


Butterflies and toads! I love it -


Interesting enough from the front -


The back reveals four rotors!


An affordable ladies' piece. Arpa engraved the bezel and lugs himself -


OK, everyone has to have at least a couple of diamond-set watches in their range -


New for 2012, this is Arpa's comment on the current Euro crisis: the dial is made from a cut-up 50-Euro banknote...or is it 100? I forget. Either way, he's courting trouble again -


The Paul Stanley watch. Apparently Stanley liked this design so much, he invited Arpa to a KISS concert and after-party. I believe all four band members will get their own Artya watches -


Perpetual calendar with Mayan-inspired bezel -


The hieroglyphs on the movement bridge spell out Vita Brevis, Ars Longa - "Life is Short, Art is Eternal".


Have some of the diamonds fallen out of this bezel? Nope - Arpa just wanted it to seem that way.


Hope you enjoyed the show. Incredibly enough, Artya is now available at a boutique in Double Bay, on the ground floor of the old Ritz Carlton in Cross Street. I really should have suggested a "Michael Hutchence Memorial Watch" to Arpa - I wonder what that dial would look like...


Cheers
Tony P